Jim and I held a steak and salmon cook-off at our house this week. During our last party, two of the men claimed to be the best barbeque chef in the “whole wide world”, so it only made sense that we put them to the test! Around noon I opened the door for the rented table rounds, chairs and tablecloths. Appetizers, salads and main dishes were brought by various guests, the barbeque was fired up, and the cook-off was underway. If you have never had an Argentinian-cut steak, you are in for a treat if you love steak. At least 4 inches thick and the circumference of a Porterhouse, it was amazing to see one of the chefs cook them to perfection. An ice chest with several whole salmon fillets occupied the attention of the other chef. Somewhere during the evening, it was decided that we would do a monthly barbeque cook-off to test the skills of several other guys who claim to have specialty ribs, kabobs, porkchops, or something. By the end of the year, for sure we’ll know who has the greatest barbeque skills. Maybe it will be a tie!
We have a new hotel and housing project in town, Rosewood, San Miguel de Allende. Owned by an American company based in New York who has built 19 exclusive resorts around the world, the Rosewood has already been written up as one of Conde Nast’s Hot locations, is on “The It List” , and “Travel and Leisure” named it for best service. It is a perfect venue for weddings and meetings. I only bring this up as I was asked to be a part of a select group of people to do a photo shoot for their hotel. Wearing a long summer dress, and a couple of pieces of my Mexican pottery jewelry, I tripped along in my new San Miguel huaraches to join the group in the lobby. We were taken into the Tequila Lounge for instructions and a sip of our choice of beverage. I met more new people of course, and hooked up with a couple of our friends. We had a great time being posed in conversational positions, all the while white-coated and gloved waiters circulated with trays of elegant hors d’ oeuvres and wine. One of the waiters was a muy guapo personal trainer from the gym, and it was fun watching him try to be friendly and helpful in his role as waiter, instead of barking out orders for us to do more bench presses!
On Sunday, June 19, the Locos (Crazy People) will frolic through many of the main streets in town, ending up on the Plaza Principal along the Jardin. Monsters, clowns, men dressed as grotesque women, Mexican politicians and popular entertainers are among the varied and original costumes to be seen, and are accompanied by colorfully decorated floats and allegoric cars. This carnival was originally an act of faith and devotion that began in the 19th century, when orchard workers danced to give thanks and ask San Pascual Bailon for a prosperous year.
During the colonial times, San Miguel was surrounded by large orchards. The Franciscan friars at the monastery, held a celebration and dance outside the church for the orchard workers to honor San Pascual Bailon on his day. As onlookers increasingly crowded the dancers, some of the older celebrants began to disguise themselves as scarecrows to keep the crowd at a distance so the children would have room to dance. They also brought small wild animals such as raccoons,skunks or possums to scare the crowd away. The people began to call them “locos,” the name they carry today.
The modern Locos parade actually condenses several celebrations into one event: San Isidro’s day on June 15, San Pascual Bailon’s day on May 17, Corpus Christi, and San Antonio’s day on June 1. The Locos, although crazy, are well-organized into four groups: Cuadro del Parque, Cuadro Antiguo, Cuadro Nuevo and Cuadro del Tecolote. Each cuadro is subdivided into several smaller groups. Thousands of people crowd the sidewalks. It has been described in the San Francisco Chronicle as a mix of Brazil’s Carnivale and the Gay Pride Parade.
A local story is going around about an American thinking of visiting San Miguel de Allende but he was afraid. He contacted a native of SMA, saying he had some questions. The American said, “I’m afraid to travel to central Mexico. Is there drug cartel violence in San Miguel?” The SMA native replied, “No, most of the drug cartel violence is along the border with your country.”
“What about earthquakes, then?” asked the American. “I hear there have been some bad ones in Mexico.” “Yes,” said the SMA native, “but we don’t have earthquakes in San Miguel—most of the earthquake activity is around Mexico City.”
” Hmmm,” said the American, “I’ve read about the devastating hurricanes you have there during the summer, though. I’m very concerned about that.” “No,” said the SMA native, “We’re in the center of the country; the
hurricanes occur along our coasts. The hurricanes bring us rain but we’re grateful for that—we need the rain!”
“Well,” said the American, “then you must have TORNADOES!” “No, no”, said the SMA native, “We’re in the mountains and it’s very dry and warm here in the Spring. We don’t have the weather conditions for tornadoes here.”
By this time, the American was becoming exasperated. In the States, news reports were filled with all the terrible things happening in Mexico. “Well, look,” he said, “San Miguel de Allende must have SOMETHING.” “We do,” The SMA native replied. “Fiestas.”
Appropriate, don’t you think?
Hasta proxima fiesta!