The long and lonely highway from San Miguel de Allende to Puerto Escondido!

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Some experiences are so laughable that they should be shared with others.  Our transition from 2014 into 2015 was one of those.  Many friends and acquaintances had done successful house trades and we thought we would give it a try. Looking for an exotic location to bring in the new year, we settled on a place in Puerto Escondido.

Friends of ours were also enthusiastic about a New Years venture so we all packed up our bathing suits, leaving the cold weather clothing in San Miguel and headed for the beach.  Knowing that much of the drive was on winding mountainous roads, we elected to stop and check out Puebla the first afternoon.  Our hotel was only a couple of blocks from the center zocolo, famed for it’s many restaurants and street entertainers.

Down the meridian in front of our hotel we encountered literally hundreds of  people all holding puppies.  Puebla is known for it’s puppy mills, and every Sunday, the vendors had their puppies on display for sale.  Chihuahuas, great Danes, poodles, Shar peis, pit bulls, collies, King Charles spaniels, huskies, labs, you name it, they had them.  My friend almost took home a Saint Bernard baby….too bad she wanted a female and the little guy just couldn’t convince her otherwise!

Off to the famous zocolo for dinner.  Being less than a week since Christmas, the gardens were still gaily decorated with gingerbread houses, twinkling lights in trees, and every street leading off the garden(jardin) was decorated differently. It truly earns its name as a magical puebla, and we look forward to returning to explore this city soon.

Gingerbread houses set up around the Puebla zocolo.

Every street decorated differently.

Early the next morning our real adventure began.  Electing to take the shortest route versus the fastest,  a couple of hours outside of Puebla, we turned off onto highway 125.  Now, regardless of short OR fast route, there are countless hairpin turns going through the Sierra Madre del Sur Mountain range.  Add to these nasty curves, a village every 3 kilometers, each with a set of topes (speed bumps designed to take out your oil pan or your fillings; whichever drops out first is a fun car game to play), and of course the obligatory animals roaming along the road.  The Garmin gps was so confused it had us literally driving out over cliffs, out into empty space and backward.  We went through tiny, small and near medium sized colorful villages, which we all agreed we had no need to see again!  Over and over we would speed up, only to frequently slam on the brakes as we drove through these small villages:

• San Pedro Topiltepec   (trivia: the suffix tepec means “hilly”)
• Santo Domingo Yanhuitlan
• San Juan Teposcolula
• San Pedro and San Pablo Teposcolula
• Santiago Yolomecatl
• San Pedro Martir Yucaxaco
• San Martin Huamelulpan
• Heroica Ciudad de Tlaxiaco
• Putla Villa de Guerrero
• Mesones Hidalgo
• Santa Maria Zacatepec
• San  Pedro Amuzgos
• San Juan Cacahuatepec
• San Sebastian Ixcapa
• La Chuparrosa
• San Andres Huaxpaltepec
• Santa Maria Huazolotitlan
• Santiago Jamiltepec
• Piedra Ancha (wide rock)
• Rio Grande
• Cacalotepec
• Hidalgo

It took us almost 15 hours of these grueling roads before we got to our “paradise”.  Entering the house, it became quickly apparent that there were no screens on windows to fend off the mosquitos….in fact there was no glass in them either.  The dining/living area was outside in the open.  This couple clearly ate out…..Oh well, live, experience and learn.

The beaches are lined with restaurants, and as school was on hiatus, pup tents and young adults were abundant.  After a little exploring, while checking out several beachside fresh seafood eateries, we found a delightful place with killer Bloody Marys.

Best Bloody Mary’s in town….wish I remembered the hotel’s name to give them a plug.

Reservations were made on the beach for New Years eve dinner.  While finishing dinner, we saw dozens of lights sailing up across the water.  Walking over closer, I discovered several people setting off Roman candles.  It made an amazing sight!

Lights, elegant table settings, and many dance floors set up on the beach for New Years.

Roman candles being set off at the pace of about 10 every 30 seconds. Spectacular and eerie out over the water!

Spending New Years day on the beach in a cabaña and having Piña coladas brought out was a perfect end to our stay in Puerto Escondido.  Determined to take the quick route home and check out Oaxaca, we testily endured another 8 hours of hairpin curves.  After checking into our hotel, we headed to the zocolo.  Nearly every major city in Mexico is protesting the president and the government’s handling of the 43 students missing.  Consequently, the zocolo was full of protesters, signs, and police.  What a disappointment.  Choosing only to have a late lunch and people watch, we made plans for the next morning to go to the pyramids at Monte Alban and then head for home.

Monte Alban, just outside Oaxaca City

View of part of Oaxaca from Monte Alban

Popocatapetl, near Mexico City, has been active for some time.  We got a good view of the two snow-clad mountains with a ribbon of smoke drifting across the horizon on one, and a cloud of steam over the other.

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Our last travel for 2013

Days fly by quickly and we have discovered how true the words “time waits for no-one” really are when we are living in such a lively spot in the center of Mexico.  Time to continue our explorations further south.

It was like stepping into another era altogether when we and a group of friends landed in the town of Villahermosa in Chiapas, which is the southernmost state of Mexico before Guatamala.  Many languages are spoken in Chiapas: Tzotzil, Tzoltad, Tojolabol, Ch’ol, but most understood a smattering of plain old Español.  First on our checklist of places to experience here in the Central Highlands amidst the Lancandon Jungle and rain forest, was Palenque and it’s ancient Mayan ruins dating back to 226 BC.  After it’s decline, it melted back into the jungle, made up of cedar, pine, oak, mahogany and sapodilla trees.   The area that is  presently discovered is only 10% of the estimated total area of the city, with more than 1000 structures still covered by jungle.  With an average of 85 inches of rain per year,  uphill battles to uncover the remaining structures  will keep archaeologists working for years!

Palenque- Mayan ruins

Palenque Ruins

Palenque Southern Temple

Misol-Ha meaning “Broom Waters” and the Cascadas de Agua Azul (Blue Water Cascades) gave us the opportunity to hike up behind one of the waterfalls.  Due to recent rains, unfortunately the crystal blue waters were crystal beige.  None-the-less, the hike up around the surrounding ruins and trails through the jungle were nothing short of spectacular.  Leaving Misol-Ha, we stopped and scrambled through the caves, Las Grutas deRancho Nuevo.  As I am not yet proficient at underground photography, this link will give you a mini-tour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HQ8MS1DChUg

Cascadas del Agua Azul

An information packed ride another couple of hours through jungles with hairpin curves and infrequent signs posted “Zapatista territory, we govern and take care of our own” (or some form of that), brought us to San Cristobal de las Casas, known by it’s Tzotzil name of Jovel, and was established in 1528.  Considered the cultural capital of Chiapas it was named Pueblo Magico (Magic Village) in 2003.  Fresh, clean mountain air, lush green vegetation surrounding us, we took in as much of the local culture as we could absorb.

Amber and Jade are mined nearby and exquisite pieces were displayed in stores in many different forms of jewelry, and other handcrafts.  Posh,  is a fermented drink made from sugar cane and was a novelty for some along with saffron tamales.  Restaurants abound with Italian, Chinese, Thai and fusion cuisines.  As this town is becoming a popular tourist area for well-heeled estraños, a steady trickle of French, Italian, Canadian and a few Americans have taken up permanent residency here in the past 5 years.  Prior to that, the town was very closed and suspicious of strangers (estraños if you didn’t already know that word), and have recently begun welcoming and catering to tourists.

Local fashion for women is the huipil, a beautifully handcrafted embroidered blouse.  Each village has it’s own design and colors and they are worn with either a heavy black fur-like  wrap-around skirt, or heavy wool skirts banded with ribbons  gathered together at the waist with a bright sash.  Men often wear the black or white fur-like shirts, but do not follow any other dress custom. Huipil designs trace back through many ancestors and a person in the know can read the village history through these patterns.

3 of the village’s traditional wear

The colorful huipil.

Casa Na Bolom, now a museum, hotel and restaurant was a very interesting place, built as part of a seminary in 1891, and in the 20th century it became the home of a Danish explorer/ archeologist and a Swiss Journalist/photographer. The couple spent 50 years collecting tools, crafts, archeological pieces, and clothing relating to the Lacandon Jungle and it’s people.  The Dane displayed his  lifetime of drinking by lining the lush botanical garden pathways with literally hundreds of upended wine bottles.

Casa Na-Bolom

Botanical gardens of Casa N-Bolom with wine bottle pathways.

San Juan Chamula, a little over 6 miles from San Cristobal Las Casas, was founded in the early 1500’s and as they have their own police force, no outside police or military are allowed in the village. Photography is difficult as it is believed that to take a picture is to steal the soul of the subject.  You can be thrown out of town, or put in jail if you violate this rule.  The main plaza is surrounded with open stalls of the tiangius (open market) filled with produce, beans, and handcrafts.

San Juan Chamula

At the head of the plaza is the famous San Juan Chamula church.  One of the first things you notice, once your eyes adjust to the light, is that there are no pews in the church. Instead the ground is covered in green pine needles and soda bottles (mostly Coca-Cola) and the ceiling has great swaths of jewel colored cloth hung from side to side. The church is filled with thousands of candles, and smoke from burning copal resin incense, commonly used throughout southern Mexico, burns your eyes and nose. Along the walls of the church, as in many Catholic churches,  wooden statues of saints are elaborately dressed up and displayed  in large wooden cases, many wearing mirrors to deflect evil. The local form of Catholicism is a blend of pre-conquest Maya customs, Spanish Catholic traditions, and subsequent innovations.

Curanderos (medicine men) diagnose medical, psychological or ‘evil-eye’ afflictions and prescribe remedies such as candles of specific colors and sizes, specific flower petals or feathers, or…in a dire situation…a live chicken. Families with bags of snacks and chickens enter the church regularly and set up their altars on the floor. They spend hours praying in their local language, which sounded nothing like Spanish, rocking back and forth and, often, socializing and laughing loudly with other church-goers,completely ignoring us.  Next, they would all drink and share a bottle of an artisan liquor drink called pox, as well as Coca-Cola, which is apparently a big part of their everyday religious activities. They even gave some to young babies. It also explains why 80% of the town was drunk by noon. Although we did not encounter the actual chicken ritual, if instructed by the medicine men, those afflicted would hold their chicken by the legs and move his head over the flames from the candles, or alternatively break its’ neck with their bare hands to remove the bad spirits.

It is said that they believe, by drinking Coca-Cola, they are forcing themselves to burp (a lot!) and in turn, release bad spirits from their bodies. Some families would drink some pox and then spew it out onto the candles in front of them. Maybe they liked the effect of the flames spitting and intensifying?

In San Pedro Chenalho’, the local school with its large gymnasium is the center of all activities. Despite the type of event, the same scene takes place: huge cases of Coca-Cola are piled outside the door as the audience and participants arrive.  Volunteers proceed to pass out liter bottles of Coca-Cola provided by City Hall, to adults and children alike. They are required to drink all of it and as they are often almost bigger than the child, sometimes mothers pour it into baby bottles to make it easier for the toddler to handle.  Next, kids go to center court where they dance around the Coca-Cola brand painted on the floor. 

The colors red and white stand out against the lush rain-forest landscape.  Almost all of the shops are painted red and white as the paint is given to them free by  Coca-Cola Femsa (the Mexican subsidiary that is Coca-Cola’s largest bottling  plant in the world, with nearly 3 billion cases produced annually and which supplies all Latin America) knows these poor indigenous areas are a highly important market……Do you think?

Back on the road again, we passed the local caballo traffic getting onto the main highway. Heading over the mountain, we were stopped at a roadblock by local villagers who were protesting the illegal deforestation in their community. Over 80% of this rain forest has been destroyed; they have good cause! They were trying to raise awareness, gave us a flyer, and we were soon on our way again. 

Merging traffic onto main highway

Local protest against illegal deforestation

The last segment of our journey was to Chiapas de Corzo and the Sumidero Canyon.  A small, sleepy, but pretty little town on the Grijalva River, we hired a boatman to take us up the canyon.  Heading north up the river, we soon were between cliff walls 1000 meters high with waterfalls, hot springs and wild birds.  Christmas Tree Falls looked exactly like a snow-laden blue spruce tree.  The canyon so reminded me of kayaking the Colorado River between Hoover Dam and Willow Springs.

Sumidero Canyon

Our hotel in Chiapa de Corso

Once we get all of the places in Mexico checked off that we want to see, San Cristobal de las Casas is a town we’d definitely like to return to.